Posted 10 years ago
AmberRose
(364 items)
This is not a drill. I repeat. This is not a drill.
Run do not walk to your bunker for Simon is on the loose and has been spotted in the Chicagoland area.
Yes, he is dressed snazzy and has a babe on his lap, but this is Simon people! You know he is just about to unleash his creepy wrath upon us all.
Take shelter immediately.
I ran out the thrift door when I spotted him and zig zagged to my car. Barely made it out alive.
I am now holed up in the bunker, conserving food and water just waiting out the evil Simon storm.
Be safe...
I see you simon and I would have ran out of the door as well :) simon sez run!! LOL!!
Prep the flame thrower Sean!!!
I ve got ready to go!!
Excellent, we can turn back the horde...
Simon's twin bro.!! ARose maybe a 3-sez-sum!? Simon Sez ahhahaha we are gone to getchagetchagetcha!!!!
The end is nigh.
Simon is cloning!!!!
Nice! ;)
Brothers separeted at born!! Simon, love you! ;)
Ahhhhhhhh, cloning! We must find that manufacturing site and take it down Death Star style. All the Rebel Alliance meet at rendezvous Alpha Beta.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!Amber!!!
I hope we're safe on this side of the border!
To my Canadian bretheren who think that the border will save them...Simon and his clones are wide ranging and extremely aggressive. Take heed! Simon and company will only be happy with complete world domination.
I don't have a bunker, so I'll have to train the huskies to attack anything that smells of wood & plastic.
I have it on good authority that this is the "Son of Simon" ......evil spawn!!
I like that planning WS. The Mounties have tactics in place known as Operation Recycle Simon. Coordination is key. Use Communication Z to prevent them knowing our attack plans. Stay safe.
There was no sign of them in North Dakota today, but left word with the CBSA to be on the look out for stowaways on north bound vehicles.