Little People of the World

my friends from other countries will be sending me these soon.
1.PHILIPPINES - The Barrel Man
im from Bacolod City in this country. My friend from Bagui City will be sending me this funny guy. When you pull up the barrel, you will have a surprise... the little guy's johnson will spring up to give you a laugh. Phallic in nature.

2. JAPAN- The Daruma Doll.
My friend who now works as a chef in a hotel&restaurant in Japan, will bring me one. The eyes are white at first. when you set a certain goal, you have to color one eye with a black marker. After the GoAL or objective is achieved, the other eye is also colored.

3. NEW ZEALAND- the Maori Warrior
my best buddy and his wife are both working as nurses in NZ. He was telling me about Warrior Tribes popular there. he brought me an Aotearoa Can Opener with a Maori Design. Now, he will be bringinhme a sculpture of a Maori tribesman.

4.PARIS,FRANCE- CanCan Dancer
Mh good friend is in Italy for a business trip. When I asked her to bring me some kind of a miniature of a man, she said she'll get me something from Florence. Also, she said she will get me a Can Can Dancer when she'll travel to Paris
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