Posted 9 years ago
Brainwurks
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This crap webpage has prevented me from uploading 5 times and I'm sick of typing the description. The pic is self-explanatory. Instead, here are some extremely short stories.
Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
- William Shatner
Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn
Vacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
- David Brin
Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon
Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.
- Stan Lee
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood
From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
- Gregory Maguire
Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu -
no carrier.
- Charles Stross
With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
- Frank Miller
Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.
- Steven Meretzky
Like your sick humour! Looks like a cleat for rope/line for boats (mainly sail type). Welcome to CyberAsylum. AKA, CW! We aim to please, p-ss off or confuse. Your problems getting on are simple compared to our trying to catch our French postman. We hate the "dread" postal notice in our box! LOL!!
LOL. Thanks! That seems to fit perfectly!
It's better than the Dread Pirate Roberts!