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Posted 9 years ago
kyratango
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Found this years ago at a flea market, it was the time my mother had teeth ache and parodont issues...
As facetious girl, I gave it to her, and traduced the instructions.
As a facetious mother, the following day she told me it had been very efficient and she was no more in pain
Seriously? Lol!
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You have to know it operate in 110 volts... in France we are 220 volts Ô. .ô
Lisa! Not sure if I want to see your plug... :-P
All I'm going to say is, if you hadn't shown the instructions, I may not have agreed on what you say it is,lol
Hahahaha! Isn't modern technology great?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/the-vibra-finger-was-supposedly-only-a-personal-gum-massager
Hey folks, I KNEW you'd have some fun with my device :-D
Thanks Bonnie for the link !!!
Oh my ! lol I would use gloves to touch that :-) You come up with the most unusual items ! Fun post .
Lol Manikin, I'm better than sir Fleming at killing germs :-P
Waiting for Bb2!
lol bb2 won't miss this post and I can only imagine what he thinks <wink>
I categorised it as mid century... accessories...
Team thought it was better in .... electronic :-D
Is that "thing" from the Addams Family ?? Love it !
Ooh, Phil, I must find the four others to make "the Thing" complete!
Or perhaps a mascot for my 14 years old Renault Clio ;-))
What a hilarious thread!
You at least need a pair, or can you use one of yours to snap fingers ??
On Bonnie's link above it is stated you can replacement finger for $1 each!!!
How much will I order to satisfy all of you, fans of this funny thread ?
Ummmmm............The ad says * Customer Satisfaction *........LOL
@Kyratango --------- It also says above on the paper you have with it ( pic 3 ) that "" Additional Fingers may be obtained for $ 1.00."
~ I think I owe you $ 4 dollars........roflmao........for a perfect hand....LOL
;) ;0) That's by far the funniest thing I have seen on here!!
http://todayilearned.co.uk/2010/11/30/vibra-finger-gum-massager/
Maybe we Shouldn't chew Trident anymore?
This post is tickling my fancy!
Lol! I'm very glad you all have fun with this hilarious finger :-)
Electric nose picker is one of the many uses of this versatile device, Bobby!
Thank you all for your priceless contributions :-D
a gum massager.... oh my goodness.... that's great!
LMAO! That is too funny!!! Sure, right - a 'gum' massager...
BWA HAHA! "Additional fingers may be obtained for 1.00" !!
For two days i've been trying desperately to find something intelligent to say about this object, but only inappropriate things come to mind...so I'll just keep them to myself.........It's a great looking finger, though....*said it with an absolutely straight face
CAUTION
Do not read this post if you have a mouth full of tea, or pepsi, or coke, or any liquid for that matter.
Thank you so much, Anna, for your nice compliment, finger is wagging from happiness you found it great looking :-))
Racer, Vintageangel, Celiene, thumb up for your visit and comments ;-D
Bobby, will Google for that (don't know it, I'm French. ..)
Gillian, wise advice, I'm still laughing at all your contributions!
Still waiting for Bb2. ........
Lol what did they catagorize this in. Im a little speechless lol
ROTFLMAOOOOOOO!! If this thread gets any longer, I will have to make a cup of coffee to keep my eyes open. Don't wanna miss a thing!
This HAS to take 1st prize for the most screamingly funny invention ever posted on CW.
Blunder, heist yourself over here! You have no idea what you're missing!
My, my, my Kyra... your finger, and all of the "colorful" comments have made my day! ROFL!!
You "nailed" it with this post kyra! I can think of a lot of comments but I must remain proper! The Green Lady
Strange as such a serious health concern became totally WILD...
Any good dentist will insist on how important it is to keep your gums in good condition!
And any good M.D. will encourage you to laugh at least 10 minutes a day:
it prevents constipation ;-)
Thanks Caperkid, Rick and Vintagelamp/Green Lady to join the crazy group!
DO NOT OIL......unnecessary!
OMG...this is hilarious!
Mélanie, I can see you seriously studied the instructions :-D
Of course. ...I had to read the instructions thoroughly.
Lol
Bobby, if I had that, I bet Jacky would would move back in ! LOL ! Kyra, I'll offer my usual hectare of land, 6 goats & 3 copper bracelets for it .
Guess they didn't know that moisture combined with electricity could cause explosive results.
Gillian, I haven't found any moisture in months .
Do you have 6 goats bb2 lol
So, in affect Kyra, You gave your mother the finger ! Yeah, wish I had found this earlier .
....and the hilarity continues!
Bb2, I can consider your (generous) offer...
Only if the land is sea view, if the lawn is well mowed, and if the 6 goats are groomed!
I can polish the 3 copper bracelets myself :-)
Just let me know ;-D
Little precision, my mother passed in 2000, so I inherited the finger, which may well few haunted. ..
unbelieveable--- saw that and thought --What the Hell-- LOL-- oh- by the way- I may post something from france--- knowing no-one will believe what I have,,, hints,,, Antibes france---- ripolin---fibrocement ---1946
The goats & water buffalo keep the river bottom well trimmed.
Bobby. I don't think I would waste it on that ! Show that to a few girls here & I would have to hire a secretary to answer the phone calls! LOL !! The "Coconut Telegraph" is fast !
Bb2, Bobby, Lol!!!
I would have designed it as a long tongue massager .
How about a 3 legged water buffalo (butterfly mines again). LOL !!
Pas du tout! Ça fait Bzz Bzz aussi... lol!
Sorry, I was in facetious mood again ;-D
Here it is again! Cocktail anyone?
;-D
Kyra, with global warming, that ocean view you wanted is getting closer. Alas, still just minefields on 3 sides. Herd was up to 16, but back to 14 since 2 wandered too far in the wrong direction. The bright side is, they opened up a few more sq. meters for poppies.
This may have been sold with Preparation - H for temporary relief of hemorrhoid itch.
Your posts go well with brownies.
I knew a girl years ago that purchased a similar item but with more of a crude design. She came to work the next morning with a chipped tooth. I am certain that she really didn't know how to use it.
When all else fails, read the directions. Almost forgotten that joke. It's still good. Having a goat roast, if you want to come.
OH. MY. GAWD. How on earth have I managed to miss this post...???
<ROTFLMAO> 'Ya wanna plug *that* into 120 (240?!) volts, and stick it *where*...??? <EEEK>
And for the lack of an offhand clever comment to match those already here...just imagine what the "meetings" between the inventor of this thing and its (potential) "investors" or "manufacturers" could have/must have been like...??
Bb2, lol! For now, I'm not too sure if I still want ocean view ;-)
Take care of your herd, it is part of your wallet for swap...
Fhrjr, good idea! Bb2 may improve Preparaton-H formula with adding some of his brownie's ingredient... ;-))
Yep, Bb2, still laughing :-D
McDaddy, her toothache was recurrent, due to her bad gums as her debtist told her! She knew I was kidding ;-))
Buckethead, the girl with the chipped tooth thought the got the new improved model of gum massager, the 2.0 serie... lol!
Bb2, so true! You can say too 99% of electrical devices failures come from the plug!
For the goat roast, I'm coming! Keep the charcoal red hot, I love my meat well done :-)))
AnythingObscure, I knew you'd enjoy the whole post :-)
I must add the power cord is rather short... need to be very close of the outlet!!!
And right, the presentation to the investors by the publicists must have been hilarious, as are the ads:
http://www.vintag.es/2017/04/in-1950s-dentists-recommended-this.html?m=1
Thanks all for your interest ;-)
And for the good laugh reading your comments!
"Allows localized massage in needed areas". LOL ! Sorry you missed the goat roast. Kind of tedious eating, picking out the bits of shrapnel . Well, it was pre-tenderized !
Hi,
just wanted to ask if I may use your great images for a blog article about the infamous vibra-finger!
Kind regards!
Hi collocollo, yes, you can use them. Thanks for asking :-)
Please post a link to your article, I'm thrilled to read it!
Thanks a lot! That's great news. I'll post a link here when the article is online...
Kind regards and greetings from Austria! (the tiny country in the middle of Europe - sorry, no kangaroos!). Blogpost will appear in an Austrian newspaper - German language.
Bobby, are you trying to drive the price up on me ?!! I'm down to one billy goat now & hoping nothing happens to him, or I will have to take over his job .
I'm getting tired of showing him what to do ! He may be gay ! No wifi yet, so back at my favourite Chinie restaurant where they have it. If mama told you life was going "to be easy", I'm sorry to tell you, she lied! At least mine gave me some warning. SXM is "mash-up, Mon!" !
Thanks again - the blog entry is online:
http://bit.ly/vibrafinger
Kind regards
Great article/writing :-)
Thanks for the link and the credit!
You're welcome!
Greetings from Austria.
I am afraid and that scares me
Bet there was a big jump in extension cord sales when this came out.
Bb2! I think this was the origin of the extension cord invention...:-)))
Vynil33rpm, don't be scared! Sean Connery became famous because of it... GOLD FINGER! ;-D
Hell, I was known as "Gold Finger" long before the movie came out !
I guess some people need such a device
I've know a lot of them, Hoot ! It's all part of the plan, - and design. Some places on the gum are just harder to reach and require special attention. I'll now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
LOL...did it came with a G spot map?
Mcheconi... No map needed to find your G...ums :-)))
If the finger is removed and replaced with, say, a sausage, could this be used for invalid feeding? Asking for a friend.
A sausage ? I'm thinking tongue ! We seem to be from diff. realities.
Hahaha! This thread keeps on going wild! XD