Posted 7 years ago
SpiritBear
(813 items)
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From around 1960ish.
Ted Bundy's business card ?
Just an ad they send you when you turn 50.
John Westley Hardin's business card ? LOL ! He was captured in FL.
The gunslinger?
By jove, I think you've got it !
SB, Hardin wasn't exactly a gunslinger just because he liked to kill people. In modern terms, he would be a poor misguided person suffering from traumatic childhood experiences and should be taken into account before judging his actions and dealt with in a sympathetic manner. Until you hear 2 clicks ! LOL !!
I'm sure there's a happy intermediate.
Half-cock ? LOL !!
Water pistol.