Dutch Uncle Garfunkel smoked Wonkels

My Aunt said when Dutch Uncle Garfunkel
Smokes his funny smelling Cigars
He gets Wonkie
Dutch Masters ,how many know ?
These are not Dutch masters .but
It was painted by a Dutch master
1662 Rembrandt :::
SYNDICS oF THE DRAPES GUILD
They inspected the Cloth manufactured by weavers
Inspected three times Weekly
Inspectors were hired for one year.
Which began on good Friday
1958 made in JAPAN
Do you think she would make
something like this now in Japan for export