wooden rolling pins

Two rolling pins, from two different sources recently. The little one is about 16" long total and made of solid (unfinished, needs oiling?) wood, coming from cleanout house #1 in grungy enough condition that I didn't even bother to pick it up until one of the final trips there. It didn't scrub up too badly, but I doubt I'll actually ever use it to make food with anyway...I remember what it looked like... <eeek>

The big-boy model is another story, from an entirely different estate. Its 'rolling' part is a full 16" long and 3-1/2" across, made of nicely finished maple wood on a metal axle betwixt independently rolling handles, almost 28" long overall. One end clearly identifies it as made by "THORPE ROLLING PIN CO. CHESHIRE CONN." A quick look around Google strongly suggests it is a commercial foodservice grade machine and in fact their largest model, and that the THORPE pins are perhaps the fine$t available on the market. (claims of others, not mine)

Anyways about it, *this* one would also make a most efficient and effective "skull cracker" too, I'll bet...mebbe I'll leave it leaned up in the corner by my bed, instead of somewhere closer to the kitchen? ;-) :-) And would it even fit in any of my kitchen drawers...maybe not...?? <lol>

EDIT just for fun...I measured and h*ck NO this thing won't fit into any of my kitchen drawers, or cabinets or pantry shelves, unless it'd be sideways in there...? <LOL>