WEN soldering gun and a few other things

Ani DiFranco said "Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right." I doubt she had in mind this twisted design development - (1) a WEN electric soldering gun shaped like a pistol. This is likely to get you shot sitting at your workbench. And, its weaponry potential is strictly short range, but when short range combat is called for, the tool bin can provide some impressive options. (2) This sinister looking device is a 404A precision oil gun. These were issued to Bell Systems telephone technicians and it comes in a wooden casket. (3) Two wooden barn mallets and a cast iron claw - these will do some damage. (4) Don't overlook the kitchen - this is an ice pick and an ice chipper when in the drawer. Something else altogether when in danger.